Series Preview: Phillies At Rockies 4/18 - 4/21

Surely Coors Field will be the perfect setting for our struggling pitching staff to turn it around, right?! Ha. Anyway, let's see which team is going to give up the most...

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LOLMets: Phillies 3, Mess 2

fuck the mets recap Apr 18, 2019
 

You absolutely hate to see it. The Phillies sent the Mets trash, both players and fans, packing out of Philly with a series loss. Listen closely, can you hear it? It's...

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*clears throat* FUCK THE METS: Phillies 14, Mess 3

fuck the mets recap Apr 17, 2019

There is nothing quite like a pure and unadulterated beat down of that trash team from Flushing. Between sweeping the Braves and making Steven Matz leave in the first...

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Series Preview: Phillies vs the shitass Mets 4/15 - 4/17

Welp. It's time. Time for the mouth breathing, knuckle dragging Mets fans to try to invade CBP. Prepare for faint "let's go Mets!" chants across the park when the Mets...

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Why did that take 14 innings: Phillies 3, Fish 1

Sigh. It wasn't a sweep and it really needed to be. Well, as much as a series needs to be a sweep in mid-April. The Phillies took 2 of 3 from the Marlins, but only...

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Series Preview: Phillies At Fish 4/12/19 - 4/14/19

Uncategorized Apr 12, 2019

Let me start out by saying if they don't sweep the fish I may strap my self to the back of a SEPTA bus and let it drag me up and down the city until I'm nothing but a...

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EPISODE 13: Drunk and Outside

Tim is across the globe destroying foreign relations as best he can, while I am still in the US dealing with Phillies baseball like a totally normal human; by...

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It's only the top of the 6th, here's your recap

fuck baseball Apr 11, 2019

The Phillies did nothing but suck. It's 9-0. Hellickson owned them, which is about all you need to hear. This all makes yesterday so much better. Everyone have fun...

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Shitty memes 4/10/19

memes Apr 10, 2019

Just because twitter has a full staff of people looking for me to pop back up on their shitty app doesn't mean I don't still make Phillies memes as a way to cope with a...

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