LOLMets: Phillies 3, Mess 2

fuck the mets recap Apr 18, 2019
 

You absolutely hate to see it. The Phillies sent the Mets trash, both players and fans, packing out of Philly with a series loss. Listen closely, can you hear it? It's...

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*clears throat* FUCK THE METS: Phillies 14, Mess 3

fuck the mets recap Apr 17, 2019

There is nothing quite like a pure and unadulterated beat down of that trash team from Flushing. Between sweeping the Braves and making Steven Matz leave in the first...

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Series Preview: Phillies vs the shitass Mets 4/15 - 4/17

Welp. It's time. Time for the mouth breathing, knuckle dragging Mets fans to try to invade CBP. Prepare for faint "let's go Mets!" chants across the park when the Mets...

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The Mets are already Metsing

The 2019 season hasn't even started and already the Mets are in mid-season form with their dumbassness.

It's been a wild few days for the Mets, let's recap.

Sunday night...

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